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I won’t even lie, I don’t remember very much about this trip! Meself, me brother Bopper and god knows who else thought it’d be a great idea to get locked and get a ferry to Wales and back! Let me tell you here and now it wasn’t!
Well when we arrived in Holyhead it suddenly dawned on us that we hadn’t anywhere to sleep and eventually ended up staying at a B&B owned by a lovely Jamaican woman who moved out here from London for some bizarre reason! Why anyone would move to Holyhead is beyond me. There may or may have been more hotels and B&Bs but I don’t know! I’m sure Hotels.com or Expedia might tell you but I’m so not bothered about the place that I’m not even gonna Google it.
I think for the first time ever I can leave this section blank although we did get a lovely breakfast in the B&B and the only reason we were able to get up for it was coz we’d passed out at half 9 the night before! LOCKED.com. Oh my god! There’s a website called Locked.com!
On the ferry!! I don’t even think we ended up in a pub! We defo ended up in a field drinking a bottle of Bacardi we’d gotten on the boat. I won’t even pretend we had a mixer coz we didn’t. I wonder if there are pubs in Holyhead. I should maybe Google that. Oh and infact there does appear to be lots of pubs and it’s also on an island! Well that’s news to me! Isn’t Google great.
Get locked! I’m gonna find out off Wikipedia what there is to do in Holyhead so yiz don’t think I’m a total sham! Okay there’s an aluminium factory and Holyhead is the home town of Dawn French! I didn’t even know she was Welsh.
I can’t even think of something to write here! Maybe don’t bother?
